Try Our Free Horror-Scope Test by Paul Cook

Your industry star sign…

 

The English language is an ever moving feast; goes the slightly capricious metaphor.  Each and every year since William the Conqueror gained his apposite tag, this Latin based lingual potion has upgraded itself.  Of course, I’m not sure he (William) leapt up onto the beach intending the resultant language we see now; he was almost certainly distracted by another job in hand; that of crushing, trouncing, whitewashing, vanquishing and overwhelming poor old Harold; which of course he did (I think the arrow in the eye was a bit un-British).  So, pretty much at a rolling pace from 1066 to 2013 we have added words to our French; as William rallied his troops he may have bellowed ‘Nous nous battrons sur les plages’ and in less than a thousand years Churchill’s version was ‘we will fight them on the beaches’.  Less than 100 years after that, our rendering now could be ‘We’s big up sik like innit if you dis us you gonna get shiv’d lol ’   Enough to scare any invading army!

 

As an executive coach and contributor to business acumen I think therefore I must contribute; my word is horror-scope: Oxford concise dictionary 2013 n1 The prediction of a business’s future based on positions of planets, sun and moon at the time of its launch. 2. A diagram showing positions of the planets, sun, and moon at a particular political time and place.

 

Examples

Hairies Launched in the time of the boom and boom era - you still think this will come back one day and keep those high level risk strategies.  Your companies’ Ford Capris are still in the HQ garage waiting for that triumphant day.



Borus  Launched just after the cold war - what the boss says the boss gets and the company does.  Borus companies will not budge, resist change and charge forward despite, and in spite of the consequences.

 

HimandI  (Him and I)  A partnership started and continued through highs and lows without knowing what each other really are all about.  Some HimandI companies even take on completely different personas just in case they have to be honest with each other.

 

Scarios  Business plans and leadership based on true fear; fear of each other, the world, the competition and the talent around.  Don’t mess with a Scario they are known for their lack of remorse.

 

This is the interactive bit so keep reading.

I will cast down a quest to ye business varlets (into the mid-14^th century now).  Label a ‘horror-scope’ in the above style, with reasons, to your business, post it back to us at Zest and the most inventive will receive a free 3 hour coaching session either for yourself, or anyone in your company.  Not only that, we will, if you agree, share it with all our clients.  Free advertising, free marketing and free advice.  Just image what King Harold could have done with that!

Pre 1066 briefing

King Harold ‘What do you reckon oracle?’

Oracle ‘I see a man with a crossbow’

Harold ‘Yes and….’

Sex, drugs, terrorism, controversy, wealth and talent management by Paul Cook

Newsflash; epic, heroic, classic, transformational leadership. Oh and some important stuff about supermarkets in Oldham.

 

Now here is an oxymoron for you to consider; strong talented leadership is exactly what you need for your business. Straightforward, but in the same context, unlikely. Because it’s all a matter of taste, culture, belief, politics, religion, favour, economics, fear! 

Try our free on line test below. Hypothetically speaking which of the below, if taken in their prime, would you consider for your talent management scheme?  To help you decide, I have quoted recent news articles to support their application. 

 

Nelson Mandela's quiet magnificence has long masked his mortality.  Sunday news SA 

Britain had to change, Margaret Thatcher had the courage to make it happen. In 1979 industrial strife was tearing Britain apart. Then a grocer's daughter entered Downing Street, and began a social revolution. The Guardian UK 

 

David Cameron in Germany: Prime Minister and Angela Merkel call for urgent action to make EU 'competitive and flexible.' The Independent UK  

Jorge Mario Bergoglio Pope Francis new Pope's emphasis on simplicity also showing up elsewhere ABQ Journal US 

History will ultimately define Tiger Woods as the greatest closer that the game has ever seen. 

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un offers many faces, many threats. The Washington post US.
 

Also it is possible that these people may all apply for your impeccable, far reaching scheme designed to challenge talent, support growth and build the organisational competitive edge.  So now how do we frame the interview questions? “Tiger, how are you going to keep your focus?”  “Kim, what will you differently if we put you in charge of security?”  After all, these people are going to lift you into this magnificent arena (not the only thing Mr Un would like to lift off). And once employed which projects would you set them loose on; maybe Nelson Mandela change management, Margaret Thatcher conflict resolution, David Cameron/Angela Merkel (they come as a double act) fiscal reliance, Pope Francis everything everywhere.
 

Huge, small, public, private, global or local, the certainty is you will have talented people in your ranks; they will want to be challenged, to achieve, to progress and to compete for you on your behalf.  If you don’t know who they are, then someone else will. 
 

“Hide not your talents, they for use were made, What's a sundial in the shade?”  ― Benjamin Franklin     

    

Oh and if you haven’t got a talent management scheme… 

http://www.zestbusinesscoaching.co.uk/talent_management.php 

Business needs its five a day

In yet another autobiography ( I think he writes one a year), The Fry Chronicles, Penguin Group 2010; the ubiquitous comedian Stephen Fry explains ‘If you are hungry for food you are prepared to hunt high and low for it.  If you are hungry for information it is the same.  Information is all around us, now more than ever before in human history.  You barely have to stir or incommode yourself to find things out.’  He then expounds frustrations of people’s failure to understand this.  ‘Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is’.  I suspect if you asked a seasoned homicide detective, a veteran paramedic or serving infantry soldier in a troubled war zone, they may have a different view of what really is the most foolish failing of mankind; but let’s debate that another time.

Back to the Fry theory; is all information really out there?  Yes it is and guess what?  It is free!  We just need to enlist the help of our electronic cousins; Bing, Google, Mozilla, Yahoo, Explorer or my mate Dave Gibbs (if you ever enter a pub quiz or need phone a friend choose Dave above the others).

Some examples:

What is the highest peak of engineering capacity output in the UK this year?  BING, Free

What is the % demand for cruise holidays within the over 50’s age group in Europe?  Yahoo Free

Which car has the most environmentally efficient engine output in China?  Google, Free

Where are the projected data centre market trends for EMEA?  Mozilla, Free

What is the capital of Bolivia?  Dave, Free

FREE, FREE, FREE.

But that is not it; using the Fry comparison, if food was free then you would still need your internal complex bodily functions to convert it to fuel and the ability to grow, see, feel, hear, breath, run, fight and not just survive but compete.  These complex functions; your heart, lungs, liver, intestines, muscle groups, digestive tract.

Business information is free and you still, and will always, need your internal complex business functions to convert it to energy and the ability to grow, operate, sell, market, lead, integrate, change, and be highly competitive.  These complex functions; your people.

In case of impending litigation (my lawyers have asked me to state) I must qualify that not all information is free; Dave generally works for a pint of lager and a packet of twiglets.

Oh, and a final question I randomly placed into any of the virus free accredited search engines; How can I improve absolutely any part of my business beyond the dreams of Araby?  The unswerving response every time as below.

http://www.zestbusinesscoaching.co.uk/index.php

Try it out, it is an amazing solution.

Coaching Tip

“Let the path be open to talent.”
Napoleon Bonaparte

The most critical challenge facing HR professionals currently is ‘managing talent’.  A People Management article this week explores the admission that HR professionals having identified talent, don’t know how to use it to improve the bottom line.

That’s where we come in….

http://www.peoplemanagement.co.uk/pm/articles/2013/02/overwhelmed-hr-fails-to-harness-power-of-talent-data-says-study.htm

 

Coaching Tip

“Coaching highlights what people can readily achieve, given the right support.”

In a recent Sunday Times article, the latest Management Agenda survey from Roffey Park found that many organisations are focusing too much on leadership and forgetting about managing people more effectively now that the economy is beginning to get back on an even keel…

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/public/Appointments/article1206082.ece

Leadership is for Shrimps by Paul Cook

This week marked the start of the Chinese Lunar New Year 2013, the Year of the Snake.  One of the 12 animals of the Chinese zodiac, the snake signifies cleverness and tenacity and is associated with the element of fire.  I strongly recommend that in these essential times for leaders it should have been the year of the Mantis shrimp.

I may have to explain further.

Biological reasons as follows.

Do you cut the grass or mow the lawn, eat scones or sconns, visit the cinema to watch a movie or go up the pictures to see a film?  There is of course the possibility that you do none of these things or the higher percentage bet is that you do and describe them differently.  The mathematical possibilities of differing descriptive behaviour are slightly more than the number of atoms in the known universe and that’s a lot because Brian Cox told me.  Through BBC’s edifying ‘Star Gazing’ and ‘The wonders of life’, Professor Brian Cox has recently transported the viewing public into an awareness and photographically dazzling aspect of, well, everything; from the smallest nucleus within an atom core to the furthest most planets in our vast galaxies.  In last week’s episode (Wonders of Life) Professor Cox described eyesight and the Mantis Shrimp.  Said crustacean is a remarkable creature in many ways, one of which is its eyesight; us Homo Sapiens have what is known as binocular vision which means two separate eyes with one view cross referenced to each other to give depth, colour, light, distance and height; all in all quite useful (particularly when mowing the lawn) .  The Mantis shrimp has trinocular vision in each eye which gives a hundredfold perception on our own.  It can see ahead of its competition, anticipate risk at lightning speed, comprehend muti dimensions and ultimately command its environment.  What must that creature really see of the world and how on earth did they find that out?

In business it is fortunate that we only have to build rapport with humans and not spiny, bottom feeding, dangerous predators… I think I may know what some of you may be thinking at this point.  So with our binocular perception of the world it is incredible that we all have completely diverse perceptions of our own universe; this then inevitably leads to unalike experiences, dissimilar ideas, values, beliefs and of course ways, of expressing it all.  How do we understand everyone all the time?

As a highly effective leader in business it is essential to understand as many variants as possible, to have situational perception, to connect, to build rapport, to communicate at all levels, to understand, to have our own trinocular vision.  It then also follows that your successful talented leaders need these skills.

http://www.zestbusinesscoaching.co.uk/leadership_and_development_programmes.php

I did notice that most of the thalassic creatures that came a little too close to the shrimp tended to get eaten by it.  So how would you build rapport with such a highly tuned organism?  Take it to the pictures of course.

Shock horror it’s snowing outside! by Paul Cook

The soft filter Nikon lens had been exquisitely positioned to capture the lithe, but athletic rear profile.  The female athlete in full running stride was enveloped in a snow landscape where the sheer white had taken over everything in her path: the icy hue of her breath, the vivid indication of her extreme physical effort.  The strapline of this compelling image, ‘if you wait for perfect conditions you will never achieve anything’.
 
The not so athletic comedian Billy Connolly famously said ‘there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing’.

Humans are multifaceted, genetic machines evolved to operate at the most incredible levels; we can design complex machines, control environmental encounters, communicate multiple compound messages over vast distances (teenage boys are excused this section) and survive in all, or any areas of our planet.  Nevertheless with this prodigious blueprint comes a real human trait, FEAR! Fear of the unknown, of the climate, of pain, of rejection, of failure!  So do we transfer this sometimes in business?  We know hesitation through fear comes from experience; we also know we can transfer ours to others.  How many times have you heard a concerned adult say to their fearless toddler ‘don’t fall’? The consequences thereafter are of course obvious.

Richard Bandler and John Grindler asked the important question ‘’What is the difference that makes the difference?’’  Leaders throughout history may have had a slightly different epithet had they made the big decisions based on climate and fear.

On hearing that Norwegian explorer, Roald Amundsen, was camped in the Bay of Whales with

his expedition party: "One thing only fixes itself in my mind.  The proper, as well as the wiser, course is for us to go back inside and keep warm".

After a poor first business start Henry Ford declared ‘’Failure is a good reason to stop’’

Julius Caesar ‘’I came, I saw, I went home it was a bit parky’’

So what happens when your leaders worry about the business weather?  What do they need to step outside in the extreme conditions?

http://www.zestbusinesscoaching.co.uk/zest_services.php

Some years ago I was at a leadership conference where a very senior lecturer explained that collective research has shown that the top two fears are 1) fear of dying, 2) fear of public speaking! There is of course a third as far as I am concerned, the fear of dying whilst speaking publicly.  So instead I am off out to run in the snow where the soft filter Nikon lens will be exquisitely positioned to capture the slightly sad looking figure in a constant battle against middle age, whilst continuously slipping over.

Compelling strapline:

Nike ‘just do it’ (not you Cook)